有日,樓主老母買買吓餸時突然被幾個有180CM高、會考30分、條野有30CM長的年青男子拉咗入去殘廁,之後個個都除咗條褲,講咗聲:樓主老母,打搞晒﹗你很想要吧 之後分開樓主老母雙腿,咁就頂咗入去,成個殘廁彌漫住一陣啪啪啪啪聲﹗第一個完事後到另一個接上,都係好有禮貌咁講咗句:打搞晒﹗先開始做,直至到第三十個後..........樓主老母就問:雖然過程中好HIGH,但可唔可以話我知點解你地要咁做嘅? 咁第三十個年青男子就話啦:伯母﹗其實我地都唔想O架,鬼叫你個仔係vlan話有正野睇,點知入到去又無,我地都算係咁啦,㩒咗幾十次F5先過嚟攞籌排隊。伯母,唔講咁多住啦,後面仲有好多人排緊隊,警察仲開始派人嚟維持秩序啦,我嗱嗱聲搞完都要趕住返工啦。樓主老母又問:問仲有幾多人排緊隊?年青男子又答:你問下一個啦........啪啪啪啪.........到咗第一百個時樓主老母又問:請問後面仲有幾多人排緊?第一百個年青男子就答:唔知啦,我嚟嗰時已經好多人同我一齊搭港鐵一齊嚟,一開車門,我就好似去書展咁衝入嚟先排到咁前咋,聽講而家排到二千幾,唔講咁多住啦,我要開始啦,啪啪啪啪啪...........