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10件電影裡才會發生的事 離譜又好笑

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10件電影裡才會發生的事 離譜又好笑

常看好萊塢電影的觀眾,心中會不會時常有這樣的疑問:那些主角為何從來都不會有找停車位的困擾?為何每個英雄都可以輕易地讓一架客機平安降落?英國電影網站nostalgia central研究整理出了40件「只有在電影裡才會發生的事」,愛看電影的觀眾看了,相信都會有會心一笑的感覺。
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01.你總是可以在你要去的那棟建築門口或對街,剛好找到一個停車位。
01.It is always possible to find a parking spot directly outside or opposite the building you are visiting.
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02.坐計程車付錢的時候,不必低頭看你的錢包,只要隨便從裡面掏出一張紙鈔給司機就好了,一定剛好就是該付的金額。
02.When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a note. Just grab one out at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.
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03.電視新聞通常都會在你正在看的時候,剛好播出一條跟你密切相關的新聞。
03.Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at the precise moment it's aired.
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04.在所有的警方調查過程中,一定要至少拜訪一家脫衣酒吧。
04.Creepy music (or satanic chanting) coming from a graveyard should always be closely investigated.
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05.任何門鎖都可以在幾秒中內輕易地以信用卡或夾子打開─除非那是一棟失火的建築,而且裡面還有個受困的孩子。
05.Any lock can be picked with a credit card or paperclip in seconds. UNLESS it's the door to a burning building with a child inside.
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06.如果你忽然決定在街上起舞,所有迎面而來的路人,一定都可以配合你所有的舞步。
06.If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
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07.所有的炸彈都附有電子計數器,以紅色數碼顯示倒數的時間,好讓你知道還有多久就會爆炸。
07.All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red digital displays so you know exactly when they are going to explode.
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08.如果你想假扮成德國軍官,不必特別去學德語,只要講出帶有德國腔的英語就可以了。而且當德國軍官們在一起的時候,他們也都偏好以英語互通。
08.Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to learn to speak German. Simply speaking English with a German accent will do. Similarly, when they are alone, all German soldiers prefer to speak English to each other.
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09.只要搽上唇膏,永遠不會脫落,即使去潛水也一樣。
09.Once applied, lipstick will never rub off. Even while scuba diving.
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10.在巴黎的任何建築的任何一扇窗口,都可以看到艾菲爾鐵塔。
10.The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris.
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